The Swinger’s Guide to the Galactic Gangbang

At long last the sequel to Taken up the Elevator 1 has been released. 

Taken Up the Elevator 1 does not need to be read first. It is a prequel that tells the story of how Brad and Meg came to leave Earth, which is covered in the prologue of The Swinger’s Guide. So really, the only reason to read Taken up the Elevator 1 is for the sex. 

However, if you wish to read them in order, this is it:

Taken Up the Elevator 1

The Swinger’s Guide to the Galactic Gangbang

Taken Up the Elevator 2

The Oral Oracle (To be released in Oct. 2018)

The Swinger’s Guide to the Galactic Gangbang Book 2 (Yet to be published)

Taken Up the Elevator 3

All books are available on Amazon. 

Have fun and play safe!
Toni Mozzie

Happy Holidays!

It's been a while since my last post, as I've been busy over the holidays working on Christmas stories, a few of which I managed to publish this season and which have already been free a few days and will be for a few more.

This year there are a few titles of mine to select from, or if you prefer: four have been bundled into one Holiday Collection.

They are Blowing Snow (A Billionaire's Christmas); Taken on the Holidays; A Holly Hottie Christmas, and A Horny, Haunted House.

I added A Horny, Haunted House because it makes for a great erotic Christmas read. For those who may not know, back in the day, in England anyway, telling ghost stories around the hearth on Christmas Eve was a tradition, hence the M.R. James stories and Dickens’ famous A Christmas Carol to name a few.

Of course, A Horny Haunted House ends at Christmas time so there is that as well, and the end toast is a nod to what I consider the greatest horror novel of all time: The Haunting of Hill House.

The last holiday story this year will be The Billionaire's New Year's Ball which will be published at the end of this week before the New Year.

Happy Holidays!
Toni Mozzie

Banging and Bonging: Babbing 101

Just in time for Halloween!

This was fun to write. Let me just put that out there. I don't think I laughed more writing anything else that I've published recently or written. It helps to be relaxed and only a certain frame of mind will enjoy this and appreciate this.

What's so funny? First off, the characters. Dick is a bit slow and everyone else is just high. Dick's Mom is also hot and makes her son blush with her horniness, though he is proud of her.

Not to mention the premise is absurd: growing weed on a dead porn star's grave to affect the strain.

Sandy Sacks is the dead porn star, whose grave soil is well fertilized with her hot body. So why not move her to the backyard and grow the sexiest weed out there? The characters don't think this is odd at all, as long as they pay.

Then there is Ma Sacks and Vinny, Sandy's redneck brother. Unscrupulous is an understatement for these two degenerate horny shut-ins.

But this book still has a Halloween feel to it. It is set around the end of October, and they go on a quest to dig up a dead body (but for a good cause) and wonder if Sandy Sacks is possessing their weed. So there is an layer of darkness to this story, however thinly veiled.

Stay tuned for book 2: Bonging and Banging, coming in November. And how to know which book comes before the other? Think alphabetically: banging is before bonging.

Finally, the series is called Babbing. What is Babbing? It is banging and bonging, duh. The 'b' in 'banging', the 'a' in 'and' and 'b' in 'bonging' makes bab and if you are doing both, banging and bonging, you're babbing.

Toni

Taken up the Elevator 2: The Love Shaft

Taken up the Elevator is my first book that hasn't been entirely ignored. It gets reads on Kindle Unlimited and sells daily, and even though no one has reviewed it yet, I'm hoping these readers didn't find it a total waste of time and money.

I had parts of Books 2 and 3 written before publishing Book 1, but had other projects at the front of the queue that took priority. Now, that Taken up the Elevator has caught the notice of a few people, I figured I better publish Book 2. It will release today or tomorrow at the latest, and comes in at almost twice the length (17k) of Book 1 (10k). The price will be the same at $1.99 US and free to read with Kindle Unlimited.

In Book 1 Brad and Meg take the Emperor Hotel Challenge: get on the elevator a floor below the lobby, push all the elevator floor buttons, and then have sex, as it slowly makes its way up to the top floor. It's rumored that whoever takes it to the top, will win a prize beyond their wildest dreams.

Brad takes the challenge and handcuffs himself and Meg to the elevator hand railings and makes it to the top where they are confronted with a surprise ending that seems to come out of left field.

Book 2 takes over where Book 1 ended, with a friend of Brad's determined to find out what happened to his friend, who seemed to have vanished off the face of the earth.

However, the hotel has made improvements to prevent university students from having public sex in their elevator. Brad's friend has a way around this: Have an orgy in the elevator.

So if you fantasize about group sex in a confined space, bodies lubed, inhibitions drowned, and horny bodies desperate for release no matter who is watching or hindering, then you may want to give Taken up the Elevator 2: The Love Shaft a try.

In Book 2 we learn more about the 34th floor and its secrets. However, Book 3 will reveal much, much more and will definitely be available before Halloween.


Ciao,
Toni Mozzie 

Book 1 will be free this Saturday, Oct. 7, 2017 in anticipation of its little sister's release. If you prefer to wait for Book 2 to be free, the wait won't be long. It will be free for a day or two next week. 

I'm Quite Taken With Being Taken by Toni Mozzie

This new title came about as I was doodling with some of the thoughts below for fun. Please take a look here.

If the way things are going in society is any indication, we are evolving into more fluent sexual beings. 

This evolution flowered after the Victorian age of course, when humanity hit its truest dark ages in my estimation, at least from a sexual perspective. I can't help but think that Jack the Ripper is some twisted manifestation of sexual repression. 

Now, everything is slowly being sexualized. Comics with scantily clad superheroes like Thor and Wonder Woman are basically porn for little kids (not in the sense of being sexually arousing but in the sense that comics create euphoric fantasies in the minds of kids). We see computer games developing with more dominant sexual undertones, and TV is getting away with more. Sexual preference and identity are also up for grabs. 

We are no different than any other animal and if fucking was a criterion for exclusion from a galactic super-being Alliance, then, well, there you go, we aren’t alone in the universe, just left alone because no one else in the universe wants to risk getting raped by us because we are really horny bastards and bitches. 

They know we will. 

There are plenty of people who would have sex with an alien. Check out Amazon, and you 'll find tons of e-books about humans and aliens and werewolves and dinosaurs having sex. No invented being is safe…

...or maybe the aliens are super horny and don’t think we are ready for real sex on a cosmic scale because in the end that is what the universe is really about: fucking. So we must wait to join the real orgy in the galaxy until we have really gotten our kink on. 

Any envisioned future must include an evolution of sex and that includes sex becoming more prevalent in society to the degree that people will be naked on TV all the time and on the street, too. Porn will be the norm, and erotica writers will rule the book industry, computer game industry, and food industry! 

Every kink under the sun will seem like no biggie anymore and gender specific attraction will seem as boring as eating either apples, grapes, or pears for the rest of your life.

Instead humans will become a supercharged sexual being turned on by just about anything and ready to get off any moment, and only at that point will we be invited to join the super galactic orgy going on right at this moment…without you and me.

So, to sum up, dear friends and physicists, the theory of everything we have been so dearly looking for is quite simple, just create mathematical equations for: Fuck and/or be fucked but fucking, and they will have the keys to the universe.

And so was born the idea for Taken on the Elevator. The question now is: What's behind doors 1 and 2? 

Ciao,

Toni Mozzie

My Dirty Janitor

This is my first series to release. The rational behind this is to provide some shorts that will shed some light on the tone of my future work. Though this is tame compared to some of the stuff I have waiting to drop.

The first five titles of this series will seem disconnected, but beginning with Book 6 series will tie the first five together rather nicely.

This book is about a man in love with a pussy, in love with cunnilingus just as much as most guys are in love with beer.

This 4200-word, long story made short, contains explicit sexual scenes of sloppy cunnilingus.

Ciao,
Toni Mozzie

A Subway Named Seduction: A Public Encounter

My first book has gone live! You can purchase it by CLICKING HERE. I'm still figuring things out, testing layout, formatting, pricing. For now, I am using the cover I made, but I have a designer working on something better. So what you see above is the first edition cover. There was a designer who tried making one for me before my drop date of September 1st but his attempt was laughable. He didn't spell my name right, and he didn't even spell the title right, and it was not erotic. I kept a copy of it and maybe will post it for a laugh some day.

Here is the original blurb:
(I know I'll most likely be changing it)

New to the city and low on money, Chloe is on her way to a job interview but is stuck on a subway train going nowhere. She is tense and stressed. The only outlet: a cute, older guy sitting opposite her. So why not have a bit of fun to pass the time? Why not play with him, like a pussycat plays with a mouse, teasing it into thinking it might get away unscathed. What did it matter? This was a big city. She’d never see him again. A little exhibitionism would pass the time more quickly.

When they get to the station, subway service is suspended and the guy offers to help her get to her interview, but the traffic jams increases the frustration until both seek somewhere they can go to use each other to release what has been pent up.

The story, which was the first erotica I wrote some years back when I was traveling on the subway while visiting Boston, isn't as dark or kinky as some of the things I've written, which are still yet to be published. I suspect this little gem will fade into obscurity once my quirky side finds expression and release and hopefully an audience will come.


Ciao,
Toni Mozzie