Banging and Bonging: Babbing 101

Just in time for Halloween!

This was fun to write. Let me just put that out there. I don't think I laughed more writing anything else that I've published recently or written. It helps to be relaxed and only a certain frame of mind will enjoy this and appreciate this.

What's so funny? First off, the characters. Dick is a bit slow and everyone else is just high. Dick's Mom is also hot and makes her son blush with her horniness, though he is proud of her.

Not to mention the premise is absurd: growing weed on a dead porn star's grave to affect the strain.

Sandy Sacks is the dead porn star, whose grave soil is well fertilized with her hot body. So why not move her to the backyard and grow the sexiest weed out there? The characters don't think this is odd at all, as long as they pay.

Then there is Ma Sacks and Vinny, Sandy's redneck brother. Unscrupulous is an understatement for these two degenerate horny shut-ins.

But this book still has a Halloween feel to it. It is set around the end of October, and they go on a quest to dig up a dead body (but for a good cause) and wonder if Sandy Sacks is possessing their weed. So there is an layer of darkness to this story, however thinly veiled.

Stay tuned for book 2: Bonging and Banging, coming in November. And how to know which book comes before the other? Think alphabetically: banging is before bonging.

Finally, the series is called Babbing. What is Babbing? It is banging and bonging, duh. The 'b' in 'banging', the 'a' in 'and' and 'b' in 'bonging' makes bab and if you are doing both, banging and bonging, you're babbing.

Toni

Taken up the Elevator 2: The Love Shaft

Taken up the Elevator is my first book that hasn't been entirely ignored. It gets reads on Kindle Unlimited and sells daily, and even though no one has reviewed it yet, I'm hoping these readers didn't find it a total waste of time and money.

I had parts of Books 2 and 3 written before publishing Book 1, but had other projects at the front of the queue that took priority. Now, that Taken up the Elevator has caught the notice of a few people, I figured I better publish Book 2. It will release today or tomorrow at the latest, and comes in at almost twice the length (17k) of Book 1 (10k). The price will be the same at $1.99 US and free to read with Kindle Unlimited.

In Book 1 Brad and Meg take the Emperor Hotel Challenge: get on the elevator a floor below the lobby, push all the elevator floor buttons, and then have sex, as it slowly makes its way up to the top floor. It's rumored that whoever takes it to the top, will win a prize beyond their wildest dreams.

Brad takes the challenge and handcuffs himself and Meg to the elevator hand railings and makes it to the top where they are confronted with a surprise ending that seems to come out of left field.

Book 2 takes over where Book 1 ended, with a friend of Brad's determined to find out what happened to his friend, who seemed to have vanished off the face of the earth.

However, the hotel has made improvements to prevent university students from having public sex in their elevator. Brad's friend has a way around this: Have an orgy in the elevator.

So if you fantasize about group sex in a confined space, bodies lubed, inhibitions drowned, and horny bodies desperate for release no matter who is watching or hindering, then you may want to give Taken up the Elevator 2: The Love Shaft a try.

In Book 2 we learn more about the 34th floor and its secrets. However, Book 3 will reveal much, much more and will definitely be available before Halloween.


Ciao,
Toni Mozzie 

Book 1 will be free this Saturday, Oct. 7, 2017 in anticipation of its little sister's release. If you prefer to wait for Book 2 to be free, the wait won't be long. It will be free for a day or two next week.